Woody Allen Quotes, Sayings

Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have declared you legally insane in order to gain control of your estate.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam: I looked into the soul of another boy.
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In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.
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If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name in a Swiss bank.
Author: Woody Allen.

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