Mark Twain Quotes, Sayings

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Author: Mark Twain.

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The worst loneliness is not to be comfortable with yourself.
Author: Mark Twain.

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Whoever is happy will make others happy, too.
Author: Mark Twain.

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A baby is an inestimable blessing and bother.
Author: Mark Twain.

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When angry, count to four. When very angry, swear.
Author: Mark Twain.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Author: Mark Twain.

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Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
Author: Mark Twain.

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The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad – but whiskey!
Author: Mark Twain.

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Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough.
Author: Mark Twain.

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