Groucho Marx Quotes, Sayings

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
Author: Groucho Marx.

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The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.
Author: Groucho Marx.

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Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.
Author: Groucho Marx.

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