George Burns Quotes, Sayings

By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Author: George Burns.

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I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
Author: George Burns.

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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Author: George Burns.

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