Funny Quotes Quotations, Sayings

Love Is Staying Up All Night With A Sick Child Or A Healthy Adult

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I’m Sorry I Didn’t Realize That You Are Expert On My Life

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If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

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There are three types of people in this world: those who make things happen, those who watch things happen and those who wonder what happened.

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It’s better to keep your mouth shut and give the impression that you’re stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.

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Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.

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By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son who thinks he’s usually wrong.

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I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.

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I’m never wrong. I once thought I was wrong, turns out, I was mistaken.

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I don’t need your attitude, I have one of my own.

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