Tequila Quotes Quotations, Sayings

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You know when Tequila is talking.. It has a very distinctive voice.

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Take life with a grain of salt and a slice of lemon and a shot of tequila.

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Life is better with Tequila.

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I love tequila.. just thought I’d let you know in case you wanted to buy me a shot.

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When life hands you lemons – break out the tequila and salt.

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Tequila. Straight. There’s a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won’t go down. Then you know you’ve reached your limit.
Author: Lee Marvin.

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I’ve been drinking tequila for a long time now, and it’s never been about drinking to get drunk. I don’t do that. I never drink tequila during the day, and I don’t drive at night.
Author: Sammy Hagar.

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Tequila is for shots — Patron is for sipping.
Author: Nancy Bagley.

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One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
Author: George Carlin.

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