Funny Alcohol Quotes Quotations, Sayings

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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.

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When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.
Author: Frantois Rabelais.

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Who needs friends when you can sit alone in your room and drink?

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I’ve never been drunk, but often I’ve been overserved.
Author: George Gobel.

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He was a wise man who invented beer.

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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.
Author: George Burns.

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Beer. Now cheaper than gas.

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Don’t drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I’m thirsty, not dirty.
Author: Joe E. Lewis

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I drink to make other people interesting.

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