Funny Age Quotes Quotations, Sayings

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I’m not 40, I’m eighteen with 22 years experience.

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Always be nice to those younger than you, because they are the ones who will be writing about you.

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Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.
Author: Oscar Wilde.

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The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
Author: Lucille Ball.

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When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Author: Gracie Allen.

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Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a man.
Author: Trotsky.

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As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two..
Author: Sir Norman Wisdom.

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There is no old age. There is, as there always was, just you.

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Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don’t recognize you.

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About the only thing that comes to us without effort is old age.

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