Funny Age Quotes Quotations, Sayings

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Everybody wants to live forever, but nobody wants to grow old.
Author: Jonathan Swift.

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One should never trust a woman who tells her real age. If she tells that, she’ll tell anything.
Author: Oscar Wilde.

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By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
Author: George Burns.

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You know you’re getting old when you can pinch an inch on your forehead.
Author: John Mendoza.

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You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Author: Bob Hope.

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I refuse to admit I’m more than fifty-two, even if that does make my sons illegitimate.
Author: Nancy Astor.

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People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it’s more about the state of your body.
Author: Geoffrey Parfitt.

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I’m back… and you knew I was coming. On my way here I passed a cinema with the sign ‘The Mummy Returns’.
Author: Margaret Thatcher.

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All diseases run into one, old age.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson.

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Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Author: Mark Twain.

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